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Cast of Characters in Order of Appearance

Blanche Spitandshwit, the humble and hard-working tavern wench

Katherine Spitandschwit, sweet sister to Blanche, our heroine

Yvonne and Bart Spitandshwit, parents to Blanche and Kate

Snoopie, a mythical beagle plagiarizer

Walter, the princes footman

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Norman, Prince Consort-consort-consort, son of the King of Xaoahgi

Queeniereads, honorable mention in Chapter one

Federica, better known as "Freddi", illegitimate daughter of Norman and Blanche

Gypsyqueen Rose Lee, talented dancer

Niki,Senior, mother to an upcoming persona

Lady NickelNickel and Lady Pennypenny, mother-and-daughter handmaidens (and foot!) to Queeniereads

ELHS1868, imaginary childhood friend of young Freddi

Percival, brother to the Prince, friend to the bartender

Josette, town crier in Blowzy

Baywitch and Tercec, rivalling soothsayers at the castle

Aerrick, Amberina, China, Gidget, Malo and Shamrock, long-time friends to Freddi

King Cholesterol, father to Norman and Percival; grand poopah of the kingdom

Wonderwoman and Ruth, the kings clerical assistants

Pupshin, darling and faithful german shepherd to Freddi

Edna Mae, Mastiff tormenter to Pupshin

Kateb, Freddis niece (daughter of Katherine and Walter)

Terriess, militant leader for Womens Rights

Niki and Suggie and Swbear, castle entertainers

Moms, Mastifflover and Mmarti, longtime hangabouts at the castle

Lady Kitten and Maureen, castle spies for Freddi and her friends.

PAS zoo, headline singer for the ball