Cast of Characters in Order of Appearance
Blanche Spitandshwit, the humble and hard-working tavern wench
Katherine Spitandschwit, sweet sister to Blanche, our heroine
Yvonne and Bart Spitandshwit, parents to Blanche and Kate
Snoopie, a mythical beagle plagiarizer
Walter, the princes footman
Norman, Prince Consort-consort-consort, son of the King of Xaoahgi
Queeniereads, honorable mention in Chapter one
Federica, better known as "Freddi", illegitimate daughter of Norman and Blanche
Gypsyqueen Rose Lee, talented dancer
Niki,Senior, mother to an upcoming persona
Lady NickelNickel and Lady Pennypenny, mother-and-daughter handmaidens (and foot!) to Queeniereads
ELHS1868, imaginary childhood friend of young Freddi
Percival, brother to the Prince, friend to the bartender
Josette, town crier in Blowzy
Baywitch and Tercec, rivalling soothsayers at the castle
Aerrick, Amberina, China, Gidget, Malo and Shamrock, long-time friends to Freddi
King Cholesterol, father to Norman and Percival; grand poopah of the kingdom
Wonderwoman and Ruth, the kings clerical assistants
Pupshin, darling and faithful german shepherd to Freddi
Edna Mae, Mastiff tormenter to Pupshin
Kateb, Freddis niece (daughter of Katherine and Walter)
Terriess, militant leader for Womens Rights
Niki and Suggie and Swbear, castle entertainers
Moms, Mastifflover and Mmarti, longtime hangabouts at the castle
Lady Kitten and Maureen, castle spies for Freddi and her friends.
PAS zoo, headline singer for the ball |