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Blanche's Memoirs ... Part 1
Acknowledgments from, Freddi,
fiefdom of Blowzy
... first, to my dear mother Blanche for her never-ending faith in my ability to hound, savage and defame, in order to restore her name to it's rightful, potless place in historical romances... to my fahter, Prince Consort-consort-constort, for without his licentious behavior, I could not be here to tell my tale (and make big bucks)... yes, even to Queen Xaohgi's Queendom, for her taunts and challenges that make my resolve ever stronger with every quaff of ail... Thanks to you all!
Prelude to the Prequel
I am Blanche of Blowzy. Though I am a good and humble daughter to my parents Bart and Evonne Splitandshwit, I feel I need to share my story for Federica and Katherine, my darling by blows. I had my fortune read last night by a wandering gypsy who, when he got his eyes off my legendary bosom, said three things:
"A beagle will one day become rich and famous using your writing style. There are mountains named after you. You will have your memoirs read on a strange device for all good folk to see." I surely hope he was not calling one of my daughters a ....bi... b...dog!
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